Life is so much better after having sex.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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