You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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