I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize