Where did you get a picture of my penis
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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