What a fucking waste of an outfit
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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