a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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