i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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