i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
