just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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