talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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