where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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