the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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