community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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