I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
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