The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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