"it" just moved
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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