Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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