i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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