Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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