I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
