just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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