oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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