Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I want you more than these girls want KFC
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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