i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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