do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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