there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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