me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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