she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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