I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Everything about him screamed your future.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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