I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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