Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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