i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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