Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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