Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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