You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
