"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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