His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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