Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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