She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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