Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
God I need to hump something, right now.
dude. I can hear the air.
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