so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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