VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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