Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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