do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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