Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Randomize
