Where is the hickey?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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