One girl and one boy is just not enough.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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