i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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