I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
