You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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