"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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