No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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