oh god the rape fog is back!
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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