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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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