new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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