This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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