This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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