Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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